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29821 No.883   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Restart of >>598, because dead board is dead.

You come home after work. You walk up to your jissou cage. The jissou inside is merrily playing with a ball, and continues to do so before noticing you. "Hello Mr. MAn, how was your day, techi?" What do you do?

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The kojissou's eyes light up as you compliment her and give her a konpeito. "Thank you Mr. Man! I'll be good, techi!" She consumes the candy in one swift bite. "Delicious, te..."

((So, I presume we're skipping 'till morning?))

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(nope)
I close my door to my bedroom and sigh. I change into something more comfortable and go to my closet. I pull open the door and flick on the light. The imprisoned jissou shy away in a corner of the cage. They are naked hairless and ready for 'fun'. "Play time." I grin wickedly

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((Awesome.))

Four jissous sit before you, naked, hairless, and terrified. They cower in the corner of the closet, knowing full well from their time on the street the consequences of asking for a home. Not a word is said, not even to cry out in fear. They simply cower on their paws and knees, tears leaking from their eyes and shit from their asses.

All except for one maggot, the fifth family member, likely born just recently in response to the mother's extreme fear. It looks up at you with childishly innocent eyes that shine with joy, and says:

"Belly soft and squishy, please rub, refu!"

It presents said stomach to you, limb-stumps spread wide. One of the children, afraid to speak, gestures to it, perhaps to call it away from your feet for fear of its destruction, but it takes no heed. Instead, it stares into your cold eyes with its mismatched, joyful ones. Completely ignoring the hapless maggot, you don a pair of Bad Jissou gloves. Returning your attention to the family, you decide to...

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I proceed to pick up the new born maggot. I set it on the other side of the cage in full view of its doomed family.
"I like an audiance."
It turns over again asking for a belly rub. I gently rub it intill it is saticficed. "There you go little buddy." Then I return my gaze back to the family. I quickly grab the biggest, fattest one i can find and pin it to a cross set above its cage."You too will see the plight of your people." I look down to the remaining wondering what i should do.

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The maggot sighs in contentment as you rub its stomach. "Feels good refu..." Eventually, a spray of foul-smelling guacamole is released from its tail slit, and it sighs in happiness again. It falls asleep, until placed on the cold, wire-mesh floor of the opposite cage.

The mother takes this as a sign acceptance, not knowing of their impending doom. "Yay! Mr. Man is good after all, de!" She runs toward you, likely expecting to get a head rub. Instead, you lift her up by the waist. She still suspects nothing, striking the standard "cute" pose, though her large girth makes this seem even more grotesque than is normal. "Am I not cute, desu~n?"

Her smile fades to confusion as you place her arm on the rough wooden cross you prepared earlier. "De?" She finally understands what's going to happen when you place the sharp point of a pin on her arm and push.

"DEGYAAAAAAAAA!"

The pin slides through easily, and impales itself into the wood, leaving the arm stuck. You repeat the process with the other three limbs, and hang the cross (with passenger) over the maggot's cage. The maggot is soon sprayed with he panicked, crucified mother's excrement. Not that it minds. In fact, it completely ignores her plight, and instead feeds upon the delicious feces. Saves you the trouble of cleaning the cage, anyway...

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170646 No.794   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

where can i talk about this character?

Modedit: In /nij/, where it should belong.

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wow wtf bro

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Where can i find more like this?



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346996 No.797   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Just like how Lucky Star is depicted as an ideal otaku utopia, KuroKona is the realist's depiction of an otaku.

Proceed.

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>>797
because kurokona is not obese and ugly?



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You come home after a long days work. Its hot outside but you left you ac on so its nice and cool inside your house. You walk over to you jissou cage and see what the little critter is up to. She is playing with one of her jissou toys when she spots you looking down at her. "Welcome home mister man" she bows. "how was your day?". what do you do...

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I can help out here, if anyone wants me to; I'm one of the authors over at GuroChan.

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>> No.881   [Delete]   [Edit]

sure is dead around here...

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>>881
Its cause i left.

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>>886

Well now you're back

Maybe dead board will be less dead.

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>>887
Well start her up and lets see what happends



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Let the Jissouseki shit-storm begin

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i really want a jissou print sweet-lolita dress



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10667 No.345   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

lets have a thread on Human Jissousekis

Thats right
a spin off of a spin off

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Ok, so the rules page is down. I have a picture of a level 6 stuck in maggot form, but she's nekkid.

Is that ok on this board?

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They don't always turn out so good...

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Apart from the jissouseki is there any other rozen maidens? apart from the Jissou Shinku and suigintou counterpart it will be cool if we see some boku unnyu kira and kashira......

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I drew these up just for you guise<3

BAM! Not even a Rozen Maiden!

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Jissou based off the other Rozen Maidens tend to be better behaved. Perhaps their pseudo Roza Mystica crystals are fuller?

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"hello my baby, hello my honey. hello my ragtime gallllll."

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186508 No.19   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

How about a new Jinku thread?

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500 GET
and yes, you did see what i did there

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oh shi~~~

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>>496
BATTLING JISSOU PENISES

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75772 No.202   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

So, what's this called again?

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To be a Jissou, she'd need more of a A type mouth.

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That's just chibi Kanaria holding hands with Jissouseki.

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thats not jissou kana. Its chibi kana.

not that im complaining, of course.

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Have some uncannon.



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Are you ready for some motherfucking Nijiurasou?

Fuck yeah, you are!

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>>208

It may be related to the fact that Spider-Man had a live action tokusatsu show in Japan back in the '70s.

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>>213

He didn't do much web-slinging on that show, but he did get a giant SPIDERMECHA and rode around a motorcyle, like some sort of arachnoid Kamen Rider.

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>>214
I remember reading about that somewhere.

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Well I'm done with this thread. Here's a picture of all relevant characters.

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Is this her? Whoever she is, she looks similar.



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