Amakuza snipped Hanyuu and was like "Auu auu~, bitch".

The sandwich was traumatized by the horrendous events it was subjected to and made an accomplice of.

The sandwich returned to it's native home in the northern regions of the Ukraine in a quest to seek repentance and redemption. After enduring 10 labors set forth from his father, Zeus, the sandwich was allowed passage into Lunch Vallhalla, buuuuuuuuuut.....

Amakuza Didnt want the Sandwich to Leave
so SUDDENLY AMAKUZA SENT CRAZY RENA TO ATTACK THE SANDWICH WITH A CLEVER .The Sandwich suddenly

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Shot spiderwebz out of its wrists to silence the clever Rena and its power level became 8999!
Amakuza shouted censored profanities at the ridiculously overpowered sandwich before it used its stand to throw him into the sun.
Tomitake flashed his way onto the scene to take pictures of a now rather bonded Rena wriggling on the ground, suddenly...

Mion Shion Keiichi Satoko And Rika Comed to Rescue Rena But when they least expected...
TAKANO APPEARED AND............

STARTED RAPING KEIICHI!

>>5287
It quickly became consensual.

Mion and Shion were shocked but at the same time aroused so they decided to join in

But the Scooby Doo gang appeared and revealed that the green haired twins were actually goatmen with masks.

This did not stop the sex, however.

Rika Amazed but at the Same time displeased

started raping and killing the scooby-gang

at that time satoko was touching herself

with the sandwich

Then Suddenly Rena Decided To eat the Sandwich

lunging her way across the ground in an attempt to devour the hapless sandwich Rena found it difficult to aim herself when tied up, she then planted her face square between Satoko's legs in an attempt to snatch the sandwich away.

Meanwhile the two goatmen were enjoying the show...

THEN SUDDENLY MION AND SHION APPEARED AND STARTED
TO KILL THE GOATMENS

THEN SUDDENLY RENA MANGAED TO DEVOUR THE FRIGGING SANDWICH WITH CUM

Maria came shooting out of Satoko's pussy screaming, "You ate my sandwich ~uuu!"

But Black Witch Rosa and Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter suddenly emerged out of Satoko's asshole and began...

THEN SUDDENLY BEATO APPEARED AND STARTED

TO BRING EVERYONE INCLUDING THE HIGURASHI CAST TO THE PURGATORIO TO START THE BATTLE BEETWEEN THE RED AND BLUE TRUTH!

Rika sat off to the side....

...eating Reeses for breakfast.

Ange awoke with a start in her bed. It had all been a nightmare. She was alone in her dark bedroom, or was she?

Billy Mays sat up next to her and yelled, "But wait, there's more!"

Billy Mays then knocked her her out with a Awesome Auger to the head, and Ange entered the nightmare again.

Then Rosa and Peanut Butter began raping Billy Mays

Billy Mays reveals that he injected Ange with the Hinamizawa syndrome.

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Ange screams WRYYYYYYYY and begins getting raped by Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter and the Sandwitch...

THEN SUDDENLY BEATO APPEARED AND SAID IN RED :

THE SANDWICH IS DEAD SO THAT MEANS THAT HE DIDNT RAPE ANGE

BATTLER IS MINE AND THE ONLY GIRL THAT HE WILL HAVE SEX IS ME THE GOLDEN WITCH BEATRICE!

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The Sandwitch scoffed and began making a sandwich. It consisted mainly of the remains of the Scooby-Doo Gang.

Kinzo saw what the sandwich was doing. He did not approve of the sandwich's action. He absolutely hated the sandwich for what it did to him in the past. He wanted the sandwich...

But the Heavy from Team Fortress 2 appeared and quickly ate the sanvich. He then loudly proclaimed "SANDWICH MAKE ME STRONG. ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!", and started to wind up his minigun.

But Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter suddenly made the gun rape heave while Beato watched with great pleasure, then...

Heavy was So Amazed that he left the golden Land

Beato Runned to Peanut Butter Arms and kissed him!

But Incest!Ange didnt tolerate that so......

So Incestuos Ange decided To Kill Beato

But Peanut Butter Didnt Let her so he.....

chopped off his 9 foot dick and started whipping her with it...

This caused ripples across the time-space continuum. In a matter of seconds after the aforementioned whipping, entire universes began to form and vanish within a matter of seconds. Worlds, civilizations, cultures, flourished and thrived, only existing between two nanoseconds at a time, before they were wiped out, losing what to us would be eons worth of art, literature, science, and culture. All gone quicker than the blink of an eye. These fluctuations of creation, evolution, and a return to nothingness began to cause permanent damage to the very multiverse and cosmos, so much so that it attracted the attention of being far more ancient, powerful, and terrible than any mere witch....

...The Pillsbury Dough Boy...

Battler then shouted to Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter at the top of lungs, "WTF has u done?!" DX

The ground beneath them all split open, fire and AIDS shooting out as Mr.Delicious leaped out of the depths of Hell to confront this madness. "IT'S OISHI TIME" he shouted at Battler as he removed his belt...

I like where this went

Said Beatrice, licking her lips.

Beatrice than lifted up her skirt to reveal the largest penis ever seen on earth, and yelled "I get Battler first!"

BATTLER THEN TAKED OF HIS PANTS AND REVEALES THAT HAD A VAGINA

HE QUICKLY RUNNED TO MAKE OUT WITH BEATRICE

But Ooishi cunt punted him...

Rika tired of all the crap Killed everyone except Her Friends

              THE END! 

SHOUTED BLACK WITCH ROSA AS HER ASSHOLE SUMMONED CHILULU AND BEGAN FIGHTING PEANUT BUTTER AND GORDON FREEMAN AT THE TOP OF LUNGS!

Which caused Rika and the Pillsbury dough boy to combine into...

A long cat.

Which shat hundreds of Pillsbury Dough Rikas.

which were delicious small bombs in disguise!

And then Kinzo burst through the wall, screaming OH DESIRE!

Wileist rubbing his nipples.

Then Beato decided to go to Babylon Gardens, where...

...there was nothing to ni-pah about.

Except for the fact that Bernkastel was fucking a dog.

Lambda, heartbroken, responded by...

fucking two cats!!

Erika...

...was possessed by a doll and couldn't stop saying desu.

So Battler fucked her against a wall, doll joints and all.

But Erika could only scream "DESU DESU DESU DESU!" as...

Hanyuu asked if anyone wanted to eat the tacos she just made.

NO -All replied
Hannyu Butthurted Decided to leave with the Higurashi Cast Leaving the Umineko Cast Alone
Battler then Proceded to continue fucking erika
and making a threesome with beatrice.

Beatrice pleased started sucking erika's Tits..

while they shat shit from the nipples! After som eom nom nom, Beatrice then lifted up a cup to catch the shit.

Suddenly Lambdadelta and Bernkastel Appeared

and started to beat the shit out to battler and beatrice but....

stopped doing it. Then suddenly...

TITS! And lots of them!

However these were not the kind of tits you would expect on George

Suddenly, Virgilia and Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter came out of the closet they were fucking in, screaming:

"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!". Erika took the oppertunity and ...

shot up some heroin. Keichii, being the all around bat wielding badass that he is, tore a hole in the spacetime continuum for shits and giggles.

Then suddenly the TARDIS appeared out of thin air. The door of the TARDIS opened , and out stepped...

...The Master, who said 'I'm hungry!'
He then proceeded to...

Rape Jessica on top of some "furniture".

The Furniture, seeing this beautiful scene on-top of him, began to question his existence. "Why am I here, what am I really and what is this feeling in my pants?"

The furniture opened his pans and discovered Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter there, Battler responded by

spreading Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter onto a piece of celery.

But Beatrice said in red letters, "Battler, you can't spread a furry on a piece of celery, you dick!"

This caused Battler to

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Not give a shit and use THE POWER OF SCIENCE to eat the piece of celery and Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter.

K1 sprouted mechanical spider legs from his waist and his left eye turned into a laser -it was quickly absorbed into the ground so K1 just slapped on an eye patch-. He then molestered The Master, afterwhich his mechanical legs fell off and he was simply regular ol' K1 with no pants and an eyepatch.

This resulted in Battler to get pregnant, causing Virgilia to show off her giant sweater cows, which thereby...

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made Maria ask "How is babby formed?" While Hanyuu asked, while munching on some cheese, "Happy cows come from Virgilia?"

Maria then proceded to sacrifice the cows and eat their organs and all lived happy forever.

             The end

(Lets make another Story)
there was Upon a Family named Ushiromiya that
was so greedy that beatrice......

was the chant Maria shouted while sacrificing the cows...

"Uu! Make mama a witch, or I'll kill her!"

This summoned Beatrice and Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter, who told Maria that Rosa could only be a witch if she

>>5527
More like...Golden Showerer...

muttered K1 as he urinated on Maria's face, this caused her to not hear the last part of what she had to do to turn Rosa into a witch.

Meanwhile, Rosa, while having sex with Battler, Ross, and Rachael and a flying spaghetti monster, was informed by Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter that K1 was pissing on Maria's face and he need her help to stop him.

But Rosa said Maria loves being pissed on.

And then Maria was pissed.

And while Rosa and Maris were pissing on each other, Bernkastel and Beatrice began to pick on Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter by...

http://malak1147.deviantart.com/art/The-Greatest-Crossover-Ever-167030253

>>5557
Ha.

...holding him down as kissing his groin. This caused the jealous yet aroused Battler to...

wonder why there is a character named Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter. Who is Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter? Why is he named Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter? Why do strawberries taste so damn good?

Ooishi suddenly appeared, replying, "I'll tell you! It all started long ago..."

in a galaxy far, far away.

Keiichi was lost in the woods, when Rena began raping him, but suddenly, out from the bushes came...

Rika and Satoko who were on their way to play when...

they looked up to the sky and saw...

Beatrice...

dancing the Twist while holding a large, muscular...

penis, which

once belong to a horse name

Battler. Battler the horse was a philanderer who had a harem the size of...

3 Rikas, but then it...

After all, Takano make some films and become a great director

became delicious soup.

and taste like

Satoko's anus.

Meanwhile, Beato, Bernkastel, Maria, and Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter were playing "go fish", when

There was Upon a Time A Happy group of Friends
Named Keiichi Shion Mion Rika Satoko Rena and Hanyu they liked playing games
But then Something Happened......

Amakuza snipped Hanyuu and was like "Auu auu~, bitch".

HE ALSO RAPED HER WITH A SANDWICH AND ALSO!

The sandwich returned to it's native home in the northern regions of the Ukraine in a quest to seek repentance and redemption. After enduring 10 labors set forth from his father, Zeus, the sandwich was allowed passage into Lunch Vallhalla, buuuuuuuuuut.....

Ooishi was Shot for copypasta.

Meanwhile...

Eva-Beatrice looked sexy as usual, and minded her own business.

but, she was deliberately raped by...

herself.

CUT TO 10,000 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE....

time was sent back 10,000 years in the past.

Meanwhile, Beatrice and Golden Sorcerer peanut butter were bossing around the 2 new characters for episode 7, when suddenly...

The 2 new characters were killed, but they came back alive as zombies. Then they were hungry and craved for...

spandex underwear. They love sniffing it, rubbing it against their bodies, before consuming said underwear. Surprisingly, there was another person who had this fetish, and she is...

Maria, who was being manhandled by

her evil, goatee wearing twin. Goatee Maria found her twin's fetish disgusting and wanted to beat some sense into her, while at the same time trying to take over the world one 'uuu' at a time. Goatee Maria bitched slapped Maria again, and again, and again, until...

Musou Rosa came in, shouting, "THAT'S MY JOB, BITCH!" She then...

...summoned Rika Frudae, who helped her create

a cake. It was unlike any other cake that had ever existed nor will ever exist again. Because the cake...

gave the consumer of said cake painful diarrhea.

Thus this crappy story ended on a crappy note.

Until Ushirommiya Rosa started acting like the criminal in a "Law and Order" episode.

This resulted in:

Boners, boners everywhere.

"Damn it, Battler! I'm a witch; not a doctor!" yelled Beatrice.

Suddenly, Flandre appeared and said "I'll suck your cock, BATTLER!"

Battler responded by

saying "Sorry, but your whore of a sister is already sucking my cock!"

Meanwhile, Beato paced anxiously up and down Purgetorio thinking of ways to stop Battler from fucking vampires.

She went to Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter for advice, asking him if he knew anyways to stop Battler's addiction.

He responded by telling her that Battler must have sex with Edward Cullen to cure his addiction.

Beatrice sighed before answering...

"I don't want my Battler to be sparkly." ;_;

which is when Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter told her: "Don't worry, we'll then get Dlanor to disprove the sparklers' existence."
Dlanor, however, appeared and said...

"THE SPARKLES CANNOT BE ELIMINATED WITH MY POWER! GOLDEN SORCERER PEANUT BUTTER AND BEATRICE MUST JOIN FORCES WITH BATTLER AND ME IN ORDER TO DEFEAT EDWARD CULLEN! THE FOUR OF US MUST JOIN FORCES OR ALL WILL BE LOST!"

Peanut Butter sighed. "I'll be glad to help, what say you Beato?"

Beato responded by

"Okay."

And then they all died.

And they lived happily ever after.

The End.

>>5753
>>5755
best posts ITT

>>5755

Beato gave a gasp of surprise as she snapped awake from her dream.

She had dreamed that she and the others had suddenly died, but in reality, they camped for the night on the way to defeat Edward Cullen.

When Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter asked what was wrong, Beato responded by

saying "This thread fails hard." with a trollface.txt on, and then she saged said thread forever.

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The next day, the group began their journey by

>>5762
killing six random passersby. Beatrice then said:

"Everyone must now put on lumberjack clothes. Then we must swing from tree to tree, while singing about the glory of cutting down giant red woods while wearing women's underwear! This is the only way we can defeat our enemy!!"

Beatrice then paused a sec and said under her breath, "I just want to see Battler dressed as a lumberjack. I bet his 'larch' is big too."

­ 

>>5764

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter shouted "Look! There's Edward's castle, but someone's in the way!"

As they got closer, the person was revealed as none other than...

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter himself.

ITT:
Newfags replying to their own posts, continuing their own sentences, pretending that people other than them give a fuck about this thread.

Battler flipped off the previous poster.

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter twin then asked, "Would you like a cup of tea? My friend Fluffy makes excellent tea."

Beatrice and Delanor ripped the head off of Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter's clone, who was actually Wizard Hunting Wright in disguise.

He paused for a few moment before speaking to them...

nipa

Which resulted in the summoning of

Nipa herself.

"Would you like some tea? A meat cleaver? Or perhaps me?" she asked.

At first, Beato thought of asking for bigger tits, but she remembered she had to defeat Edward for Battler's sake. So she gripped Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter's paw and said

"There's no place like home"

Then she clicked her shoes together, and suddenly Edward was defeated.

"And that..." Ooshi said. Is why that guy is named "Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter".

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter nudged Ooshi, asking if he was saying that same story again, and laughed before proceeding to rape Battler.

Then Beato walked in and...

Made breakfast

Breakfast was a delicious bowl of eyeballs.

Battler and Peanut Butter stooped the rape and ate the eyeballs, which were really candy.

"Hey Beato, can I get a drink here?" Battler said, as Beato

"Sure, bro." Beatrice said.

She then poured him a glass of monkey brains on the rocks. Shaken. Not stirred.

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter made a face at Battler.

"You're gonna get a disease drinking shit like that."

Battler stared at Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter, crushing the glass in his fist and cutting his hand severely.

He stood up and continued to stare at the canine sorcerer, but before he could do anything...

He was infected with AIDS.

Then Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter put on an afro wig and said...

"Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Beato, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger? "

Battler asked, "What the hell are we doing?!"

but before the two of them could respond...

Rika stepped into the scene.

Thus Rika begin her pirating career. It was a very violent part of her life. Fanboys bragged how other groups were better than hers, so she hunted them down and murdered anyone who insulted her.

Like the majority of people on DeviantArt and FurAffinity.

"FurAffinity? That's the place where all my fangirls praise me!" said Goatman.

"What the hell is FurAffinity?" asked Rena.

"It's probably where 'Golden Sorcerer Peanut' Butter came from, considering he's a furry." Rika responded.

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter, in defence, said

nipah

Which resulted in...

Rika yelling "What the %$@^ are you saying my catch phrase! I'm the nipaa goddess!!"

Roka then pulled a knife out of her clothes and proceeded to stab herself in the head.

"Die da death easy!" Dlanor-kkuri shouted. "Great ekalizer ish da death!"

Dlanor said as she tried to rape Beato and Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter.

But...

she decided to turn Erika into a...

brick made out of cow dung and hay. Dlanor than lit Erika the Brick on fire and started making s'mores for everyone.

Which suddenly brought the attention of

Colonel Sanders

Colonel Sanders offered everyone some fried chicken, but...

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter refused, causing Sanders to...

bust a move and bitch slap Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter. Colonel Sanders then proceeded to jam fried chicken down Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter's throat while yelling. "The spice must flow!"

suddenly the 7 stakes staked Sanders in the back and said

"We got your back!"

Meanwhile Erika peed her pants in an attempt to attract Battler to her loliness. But Battler was too busy humping Jessica's leg to notice.

Also 6000get.

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Suddenly the 7 Stakes each grew a penis and preceded to raep the Colonel's dead body while yelling "We love the 7 secret herbs and spices! Yes we do!"

unf unf unf unf

Ange asked Battler why he never gave her any attention. Suddenly COCK.

Everyone suddenly died.

The End.

Thought the "cocky" Ange.

But Beato and Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter revived everyone, but Beato accidentally turning Battler into a giant penis.

Battler the penis killed everyone. He then committed suicide.

The End.

but then he woke up and it was all a bad dream.

then ange told him she enjoyed his ass a lot and asked for another go.

Battler felt there was something odd about his body. He looked down at his chest and saw his flat chest, but that wasn't what felt odd about his body...

"So Erika, would you like dessert now?" asked Ange, drool dripping from her lips.

"Erika?" asked Battler, confused. "Erika isn't even here."

"I'm talking to her and looking at her right now." said an annoyed Ange, as she looked Battler in the eyes and flicked Battler on the forehead with her finger.

"Ow!" yelled Battler.

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter and Beato suddenly appeared behind "Erika".

"AS punishment for the 'problems' you've caused," The canine sorcerer explained. "Beato and I took the liberty of turning you into Erika. Enjoy your new body!"

Peanut Butter laughed as the both of them disappeared.

Erika was about to lolrage when

Ange jammed it in her butt.

shocked, Erika asked what Ange put in her butt.

But suddenly

Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter yelled, "Why the hell are you sticking me in her butt?!"

"But Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter, you are the Erikas and the Battlers and the Anges" said Beatrice.

But is was not Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter that was in Erika's butt, but in reality, it was Rosa.

She was currently in a bit of a spit over Maria's personality.

She was about to go on a shooting spree, when

Maria angrily yelled, "I want yaoi now!! UUU~ UUU~!"

And so, Beatrice and Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter gave Maria the yaoi she wanted.

Meanwhile, Jessica was stalking Kanon, when Shannon...

grabbed Jessica's bum in her hands.

And then 2 girls 1 cup occurred.

Meanwhile, Maria was enjoying Toast and yaoi with mama, when Beato and Golden Sorcerer and Battler arrived on the scene, disgusted by the sight of Shannon and Jessica performing 2girls1cup, he turned to the others and said

"Anybody up for a bowl full of chocolate ice cream covered with hot fudge and peanuts?"

>>6067
I just ate 500 ml of ben & jerries new york super fudge chunk.
damn you. :[

Yelled Lucifer of Pride, before she began to give Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter a blowjob.

Meanwhile, Ooshi and Dr. Nanjo were

performing a prostate exam on...

Kinzo, who decided to challenge Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter in a game of

mud wrestling performed by the Seven Stakes of Purgatory.

Which made everyone happy until

Juuza claim Ange as his bride!

As usual nobody wanted to claim Seista 45 as their own ;_;

Except poster 6700, who then decided to troll Desuchan by

Activating the "endless 8" which made the entire story repeat 8 times.

At the ninth time, Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter finally got fed up with the trolling and

started dancing.

Then Battler, Jessica, and George began dancing too.

Then Yasu got involved and began fucking Battler, Jessica and George at the same time. But this only resulted in

>>6114
Causing Hanyuu to drop a death flag on Yazu.

Which failed epically because Yasu wasn't spelled with a "z".

However, YASU realized the attempted attack on her name and decided to retaliate by

Sending Bernkastel in with a simple "Nipah!"

However

Bernkastel said, "Am I cute ~uguu?"

The World replied by exploding from a massive HNNNNGG.

Meanwhile, at World-2, Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter decided to help Battler out with winning Beato's heart.

He decided to do this by making Battler

Mod Edit: No /rp/ outside of /rp/, and no more furry shit. Ok?

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>>6128
grow a dick as big as his arm.
this made Beato

Punch the shit at the Moderator who trolled poster 6128.

Who dodged the shit and loled at Beato, who made pancakes afterwards.

Everyone ate the delicious pancakes, while celebrating the final defeat of Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter.

After the party was over, the crap hit the fan as Beato changed into her greatest, most evilest mode. This mode was called...

%$#@ Me Crazy Modo.

But Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter suddenly popped out of Modo's vagina, as no one in this story can be killed so easily.

Modo and Peanut Butter then proceeded to battle a battle of red truth.

Battler. who was aroused from the battle, decided to

turn Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter into delicious peanut butter cookies for Maria.

Maria ate a dozen of those cookies, which caused Maria to become mysteriously high. She then started to laugh hysterically while yelling the Santa Witch was going to give everyone a bloody present.

The bloody present turned out to be Beato's afterbirth.

Which everyone, including Golden Sorcerer Peanut Butter, who climbed out of Maria's throat. Consumed in a magnificent feast in the Golden Land

THE END!

>>THE END!

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Please try again.