Uh-huh...

If I might ask a few questions: How exactly do you brainwash gravity? Or invade scientific progress? Why do the gods want to hide away Buddha all of a sudden? By what means do the thetans intend to kidnap the entire atmosphere, and what the hell are they even going to do with it?

you forgot Mima.

>How exactly do you brainwash gravity?

Aim for the fairies whose power is the cause of gravity.

>Or invade scientific progress?

Have your minions take control major
universities and research institutions.

>Why do the gods want to hide away Buddha all of a sudden?

They have become vain and view his teaching as a threat to their power and influence.

>By what means do the thetans intend to kidnap the entire atmosphere, and what the hell are they even going to do with it?

They'll use a series of several hundred magnets spread across the planet. They'll use it to revive the Xenu and bring about the Second Age.

>>7464
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY

>>7464

<noko> @dice 3d15
<ph34r> noko: 6, 8, and 3

WEREWOLVES INVADE HUMAN SOULS

A strange howling has been ringing through the night sky of Gensokyo, and somehow the inhabitants of the Human Village have been falling ill one by one. Shrine Maidens Reimu Hakurei and Sanae Kochiya investigate, only to be attacked by a horde of youkai wolves who have been entering the souls of the human populace and taking them hostage. Can they prevent the spirit-wolves from annihilating the Human Village? And where are they going to get all that hassaku?

Roll 3d15: 7, 2, 14

CELESTIALS STEAL THE ATMOSPHERE

One day in Gensokyo everyone died because the Celestial Tenshi Hinanai dared the Oni Suika to steal the atmosphere - which she indeed did after drinking a few too many gallons of sake and explaining how "something like that is as easy for an oni as for frogs to swallow faries whole". Play as Yuyuko as she tries to find Mystia's corpse before any other hungry ghost does.

Scientists conquer the afterlife.

2 12 4

Vampires destroy the sun.

Sounds like either an awful book or a cheesy b-movie.

>>7542
"Why didn't I think of this before? ...Hold that thought."
grabs red telephone

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