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256611 No.4964   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Hello everyone I'm here to make some funny Suigintou jokes so you can get some of those fabled hahas and hehes. Get ready to slap your knee and bust a nut because here we go!

What invention did Suigintou make to pick cotton?

The Cotton GIN!

What did Shinku say to Barasuihsou at the Japanese restaurant?

Pass the SOIgintou sauce.

So why did Suigintou have to get a new shampoo?

Because she had aLICE.

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Suigintou is the richest of the Rozen dolls. Why is this?

Because on the online stock market, she buys & sells Junk bonds.

...I'll get my coat.

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How is Suigintou better than normal mercury?
She has toes.

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>>4988

Note that your image is devoid of toes.

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>>4989
But she has toes...
And good use of sage there.
Well have it your way. Better quality pic then.

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Hey funnyfans im back to tell more funny jokes.

What's Suigintou's favourite story?
The GIN-gerbreadman!

Whats Suigintou's favourite drink?
GIN-ger ale

LAST ONE!

So what did Suigintou say to souseiseki when they went clothes shopping?
I take a MEDIUM!

Stay tuned for some more FUNNY JOKES!


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109703 No.1   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply/Last 50]

Sup Desuchan :3

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>>4986

'SUI-GIN-TOU AS THE DOC-TOR'S ASS-IS-TANT IS FIT!'

'EX-TER-MIN-ATE THE IN-FE-RI-OR LIFE FORM!'

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>>4991
Best thing I've seen in a while.

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When God gives you lemons

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>>5057
... receive a titfuck by those lemons.

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>>5057
Delicious Junk flavored lemonade.


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1620394 No.4579   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia.

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235072 No.4978   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

But I'm willing AND want to get raped by Gin-sama. My goddess can use me as her sex toy/slave any time.

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Oh Gin-sama you crazy, sexy doll.


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129036 No.4992   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply/Last 50]

Because if Suigintou were a J-Pop Idol...

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Holy shit, this thread just contained the yearly amount post this board gets!
We can move along then I guess.


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96926 No.4518   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

I love suigitou very much!
And I love you who love her too.
From Japan:D

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They say where I am from, British Columbia Canada, that it is the most beautiful place on earth. But, no matter where I am in the world, as long as I can gaze on Suigintou, it will always be beautiful. Shall follow your empire to the end of time.

Best of wishes to all from Canada.

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Southeastern USA. Suigintou makes this place suck less. <3

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>>4940
Oh god, Gin-sama is so hot and sexy. I just noticed she is not wearing her skirt or even panties.

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Junk is the best junk to find in junk.

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More praise of beautiful Suigintou, from Sydney, Australia.


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40112 No.4969   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]
>junk board
>full of junk

stay classy, /junk/

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Oh, look, OP posted a picture of a troll. How quaint.


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13138 No.4487   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

so it turns out that Chizuru Aizawa from Shinyaku Ika Musume is voiced by Rei Tanaka, who knew?

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>>4524

MvC3?

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>>4528
Marvel versus Capcom, methinks.

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>>4524
My body is ready...

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Does anyone know if she plays in any animes roles this season?

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What's with this sudden increase of Rie Takana this season?! Not that I'm complaining.


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12344 No.4926   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Would Poe make a great medium for Gin-sama?

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To fuck with it, here's all of "Suigintou," in all of its heavily edited glory.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore —
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door —

        Only this and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; — vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow — sorrow for the lost Lenore —
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore —

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>>4947
Wow.
Just, 'Wow.'
Fucking SAVED.

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/r/ing moar poe+gin. Specifically, %The Cask of Amontillado.%

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>>4949

>>4947 here, The Cask of Yakult is in the works, I'll post it on /lit/ when I'm done.

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>>>/lit/>>321

The Cask of Yakult is finished. Take a look and tell me how I did.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxm3bLx2Zi0

What do I have the pleasure of being looking at?

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Fucking sweet animation, really well done.

Definitely brings out the beauty of Gin-sama.

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Ah... Suigintou's Christmas radio show of about 4 years back. Will I ever find the complete subbed versions of them all? Ah who cares. It's not that complicated Japanese in the first place.

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I want this to be a video game.

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Thanks anon


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