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23202 No.13682   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]
>Doing ECE homework while waiting for next class
>"Alright, all finished, now to just staple this."
>Staple has reverted to travel mode (completely closed into oblong shape, no slot to insert paper in)
>"Well, fuck."
>Open stapler, new model, so I'm not used to having to reset the shape
>"Oh, here we go, now I just press down on thi-"
>KACHUNK
>Staple embedded 1/2 inch deep in my thumb on the fleshy side.
>Get a band-aid from hot college librarian chicks, who obsess over my bleeding thumb.
>Post on Desuchan

How are you guys doing?

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>> No.13697   [Delete]   [Edit]

1 woke up around 1pm
2 went to get a few cavities filled (pretty painless) no anesthesia necessary
3 got home around 4pm
4 fell asleep till 8pm
5 posted here
6 now its time for some COD till 6am or so.

Last edited 10/09/04(Sat)03:37.

>> No.13698   [Delete]   [Edit]
>Doing ECE homework while waiting for next class
>now to just staple this

That alone brings to mind some wall-bangers I've had while trying to staple or re-staple 10+-page circuit-analysis homework before turning it in. Computer labs or classrooms at my school often have empty staplers. I now keep a simple, small stapler in my book sack.

This entire week was aggravating. One factor, for example, is the absent office chair I'm supposed to have in my campus bedroom. My work request for it has been hanging in the OPEN status for three weeks. Today I had no class but worked on an online quiz for a philosophy class... which exclusively covered a 38-page syllabus.

>"Alright, all finished, now to just staple this."

You finished an entire ECE assignment in just an hour or two?

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Watch as bro goes to school
Relax on computer for a few hours
Go to school 2 hours after everyone else
Get there and enjoy some psychology, then some art, read some beowulf in british lit, eat and sing robot unicorn attack theme during lunch, go to ww2 class, leave.
Go to goodwill then the gameshop
get a dreamcast and sonic adventures
Go home, enjoy

Senior year is fucking easy modo

>> No.13722   [Delete]   [Edit]

>>13698
I always carry one of those little pocket staplers with me. Every time so far that there's been a homework turn-in day in my circuit analysis classes I've given at least one person a staple, if not 3 or more.

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>>13698

Only the 50% of it I hadn't finished earlier, and it was the first homework assignment of the semester. As a result, it wasn't that complex; just really basic "Find the voltage over this part of the circuit given blah blah blah".

>>13722

The same day I stapled myself, two fellow ECE students saw my travel stapler and asked if they could get some stapling action too. It's pretty handy, provided you don't do what I did.



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Alright, maggots, October is just around the corner, and you all know what that means. It means in about 60 days the world's going to be the playground of the ugliest, damndest, black-hearted bogeymen that humanity has ever heard the misfortune of seeing. Now, the government wants to lower the civilian casualty rate, seeing as how every year, a bunch of you stupid idiots go out and get yourselves killed thanks to not knowing how to properly combat these ghouls. But, through either sheer perseverance, or a miracle from God, I'm going to turn you pants-shitting, knee-knocking wusses into a civvy militia capable of breaking down Hell's gate and laying waste to Discord!

Let's start with basic supernatural knowledge one-oh-one! Who can tell me the most common, non-religion affiliated weakness for Western/Eastern European-mythos based undead?

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Typical Weaknesses of Monsters Include
Headshots
Destruction of the heart
Silver
Massive Firepower
Cold Iron is an Uncommon Weakness.

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Oh I know a little something about the Daemons of hell. Bullets bullets and more bullets (or a chainsaw)

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>It means in about 60 days the world's going to be the playground of the ugliest, damndest, black-hearted bogeymen that humanity has ever heard the misfortune of seeing

What, Winter?

Also im pretty prepared for Daemons and Chaos

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>>13664
you forgot fire.

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>>13667
MOAR DAKKA.

>>13664
You forgot my FALCON PUNCH.



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108960 No.13624   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/23705

Next version will be self-updating. (Thanks, Weedy.)



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1653465 No.13561   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

POST THOSE YARDS!!!

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>>13573
Holy shit where ARE you!?

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>>13580
In a little town called Fort Frances, Ontario, Canada, eh(this pic was taken last year in Feb, the snow melted away during March)
P.S.
No there isn't snow all year round snow only comes in the mid-late fall and goes away at late spring (sometimes...)

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>> No.13593   [Delete]   [Edit]

Haha, I'm in London. I was pretty sure you weren't in a spot where there's snow all year round, but I wanted to make sure. Post recent pics next time bro.

I think I drove through that town once...

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>>13593
If I could I would....

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Fuck Yeah Google Streetview.



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439185 No.13575   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

I'll just leave this here.

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>> No.13612   [Delete]   [Edit]

STICK YOUR DICK IN A CHEERIO
IT'S AAAWWWWWRIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHT

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>>13584

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>>13615
I lol'd heartily.

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>>13615
CORRECTION: Man who eats peanut butter sandwich with ANYTHING OTHER than peanut butter and honey is fucking nuts as can be

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>>13620
Well, yeah, because then it wouldn't be a peanut butter sandwich would it?



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89248 No.13599   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

http://torrentfreak.com/pirate-bay-receives-notice-to-keep-a-torrent-100825/

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I wish there were more people like this.



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26748 No.13589   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Hello everyone! Mysticode drug my ass back here again and I swear that I will make your lives a living hell...or lots of fun. I havent decided yet.

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asgrhgrjgbgjaksalksngbl;asjbnalsdgkj
welcoem back br0

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Oh tubular, brah! Lets go beat Shredder and eat some pizza bro! Turtle power!



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2911 No.13503   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

post your facebook thumbnail.

If you care about the government having access to your personal information then you should not post anything on the internet. As a matter of fact. I just alerted the internet authorities to your underage 2D rape and torturing mangas. You should probably run to the Mojave Desert and chill for a while.

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that's a... pardon.

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bracing for incoming penis joke

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>>13554
HI EVA.

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>>13568
OH HAI



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43166 No.13101   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

so, Desuchan... Let's talk about zombies.
As i may have mentioned on the IRC, i am writing a zombie survival story... Thing.
Since i'm deciding stuff as i go, i have a lot of room for suggestions.
So, if you have a cool idea and want to suggest it, like a zombie class or something, do tell.

Or we can just have a generic zombie talk thread. It's still cool.

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>>13316

I'd read it, Because I love you Eva <3

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>>13316
I want to read it too!

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>>13322
>>13323
you guys made me the happiest failwriter on the face of the planet. :D

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also, something slightly related to the thread that i just found too adorable not to post, despite the lack of pills.

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Eva is back from vacation and is not happy to see this thread on page 3.
Zombies are a fine thing to talk about.

Have an High Scool of the Dead episode.
http://www.gogoanime.com/highschool-of-the-dead-episode-1
And an Anorak drawing.



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15041 No.13519   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Desuchan really needs one of these
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal

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The way
she follows
my cursor.

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>>13540
this.

Also, try making her say something sci-fi like using the reverb effect. It sounds awesome.



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