I prefer another Batman.

>>13226
Y du hafta ru-en evarythang?

It is my Purpose.

I am Batman.

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>>13245
So... You're the philosophy teacher Terrance? If you are, what school do you teach at?

But, I already made one...

http://desuchan.net/ot/res/11603.html

>>13255

Why baww? he got to spend his last 12 years with Fry.

>>13256

Benders Big Score is a rage thread thing for me, way to throw away every story that meant anything guise.

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Is this the ask for money thread? Here, I'll post. I'm leaving for Ireland in three days with nothing more in my pocket than $40 + my backpack, one-way. I won't be receiving assistance from anybody back home and I need to hitchhike to France and possibly further on what money I have. Out of France there's the possibility I'll have to hitchhike to Sweden or Denmark. We'll see. If I feel like it I'll go to India.

Anyways, send me money. Currently working day labor and selling plasma to cover the other expenses along with any other work I can find. If you want to send me money send it to link attached.

I owe the state of Pennsylvania $11,000 dollars, and dont have money for gas or food. U gib love?

Crossposting from the other board:

>Don't look at me, but if you kite the cards it may help. Pay one off as much as you can, then take the money out and push it around the others.
>Legally they have to take against the oldest debt, so it resets time limits etc. Useful to know, obviously it's something they don't advertise. :)

>>13224
Debt is wealth!

>>13222
Here's a tip for you, don't go through the U.K.
Hitch hiking is all but banned on our quaint island. At best, you'll be arrested for terrorism.

I've been waiting for this! I see you put a lot of effort into making it. I loved it.

Wow I found that game like 2 days ago, I love coincidences like this.

*** Begin Transmission ***

thanks for posting that and making me play MOTHERLOAD again.

I hope there's more content in the premium version. Did you happen to buy it?

*** Transmission Terminated ***

if you make one drink very cold and the other room temperature, you can carefully put them together in one glass without them mixing.

Dude, somebody email a White supremacist group, quick!

We need to see their reaction!

Congratulations! your NIGERIAN evolved into CAUCASIAN!

IIRC, the Sun is a British tabloid.

O.O

WHATTHEFUCK?

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR OP CONTACT THEM

HOOFDORP is now my favorite word

what

Inb4 OP uses OpenOffice.

>>13205
OP here, close enough

>>13127
I want to correct that, but I know better.

>>13137
:(

boku wa anata kara tekoku o moraitai desu.

Say that to the cute Japanese girl in your class.　It will get you a date, guaranteed.*

*disclaimer: may not actually get you a date with the Japanese girl. Say "Hi" to Bubba for me.

Dude, this guy is fucking amazing.

>>13168
all jokes aside, I've taken about 3 jap tutorials in my life time and this one has been the easiest.

Something I've always wondered about lucid dreaming: Once you start can you stop? I mean it'd be kickass to be god for a few nights but I'd end up missing me actual dream dreams.

Once I start lucid dreaming would I be stuck with it?

>>13140
No, it takes a large effort every time

I actually have these very often, but my mind is so cloudy after I wake up "mid-dream" I forget to do anything awesome. I should start doing more reality checks... than I already do. :/

I'd love to try this, but it's been almost half a year since I've remembered any of my dreams... Not sure I could pull this off.

I'm certain I would eventually do various reality checks mid-dream but by then I'll be convinced being able to stick fingers though your palm and blowing through your nose while squeezing it shut is completely normal.
I can't count the times I've thought "this can't possibly be a dream. the sky being purple proves it."