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44820 No.13255   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

BAWWWWW thread go!

You BAWWWWW, you lose.

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Why baww? he got to spend his last 12 years with Fry.

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Benders Big Score is a rage thread thing for me, way to throw away every story that meant anything guise.

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37770 No.13218   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

hi guys. I'm broke.... literally. I have $20.00 left in the bank and I got laid off last week. I have 5 credit card bills due. I need at least $200.00 to cover my ass for this and next month.

I'm not asking for any one person to help, but if you can spare a few bucks, please send them my way.

my paypal is [email protected] , please send if you can.

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Is this the ask for money thread? Here, I'll post. I'm leaving for Ireland in three days with nothing more in my pocket than $40 + my backpack, one-way. I won't be receiving assistance from anybody back home and I need to hitchhike to France and possibly further on what money I have. Out of France there's the possibility I'll have to hitchhike to Sweden or Denmark. We'll see. If I feel like it I'll go to India.

Anyways, send me money. Currently working day labor and selling plasma to cover the other expenses along with any other work I can find. If you want to send me money send it to link attached.

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I owe the state of Pennsylvania $11,000 dollars, and dont have money for gas or food. U gib love?

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Crossposting from the other board:

>Don't look at me, but if you kite the cards it may help. Pay one off as much as you can, then take the money out and push it around the others.
>Legally they have to take against the oldest debt, so it resets time limits etc. Useful to know, obviously it's something they don't advertise. :)
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Debt is wealth!

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Here's a tip for you, don't go through the U.K.
Hitch hiking is all but banned on our quaint island. At best, you'll be arrested for terrorism.

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34907 No.13206   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Me n my friends did a short fan film of the popular flash game Motherload by XGen Studios:


People who dunno about Motherload: http://www.miniclip.com/games/motherload/en/

So far viewer feedback has been all positive, so I can tell you to enjoy.

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I've been waiting for this! I see you put a lot of effort into making it. I loved it.

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Wow I found that game like 2 days ago, I love coincidences like this.

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*** Begin Transmission ***

thanks for posting that and making me play MOTHERLOAD again.

I hope there's more content in the premium version. Did you happen to buy it?

*** Transmission Terminated ***

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58386 No.13226   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Desu Dranks
Tall glass (in this case I used a Collins glass. Just cut the measurements by half)
2 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 to 1 oz Kahlua (depending on taste)
Fill with Cranberry juice

Short glass
1 1/2 oz of Midori
1 1/2 oz of vodka
Fill with trip sec

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>> No.13232   [Delete]   [Edit]

if you make one drink very cold and the other room temperature, you can carefully put them together in one glass without them mixing.

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>> No.13186   [Delete]   [Edit]

Dude, somebody email a White supremacist group, quick!

We need to see their reaction!

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Congratulations! your NIGERIAN evolved into CAUCASIAN!

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IIRC, the Sun is a British tabloid.

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200965 No.13175   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Here's a lolworthy email I just got.


Dear Prize Winner,

This email confirms that you have been notified of by the DE FREE CASINO LOTTO BV DE Netherlands of your email lottery winning for 2010 FREE CASINO LOTTO-Wheel E-game held on 12th July,2010.

All participants were selected through our Microsoft computer ballot system drawn form 21,000 names, 3,000 names from each continent, as part of International "E-MAIL" Promotions Program, which is conducted once in every four years for our prominent MS WORD user all over the world, and for the continues use of E-mail

Lottery Group: 02 Prize Group

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>> No.13182   [Delete]   [Edit]

HOOFDORP is now my favorite word

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>> No.13205   [Delete]   [Edit]

Inb4 OP uses OpenOffice.

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OP here, close enough

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25735 No.13085   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Needs moar activity

Lets learn Japanese


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I want to correct that, but I know better.

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boku wa anata kara tekoku o moraitai desu.

Say that to the cute Japanese girl in your class. It will get you a date, guaranteed.*

*disclaimer: may not actually get you a date with the Japanese girl. Say "Hi" to Bubba for me.

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Dude, this guy is fucking amazing.

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all jokes aside, I've taken about 3 jap tutorials in my life time and this one has been the easiest.

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Alright, since I don't want to post this thread on Uboachan, due to it being infested with yaoi fangirls getting their jollies to corpses and cross-eyed pianists going in through the back door, let's have our very own lucid dreaming thread.

My personal LD experience:

>"Wake up" in my bed
>Perform reality check by looking at my digital clock twice within ten seconds, clock changes from reading around noon to 3:00 P.M., confirming this is a dream
>Remember theory that mirrors are a gateway to the soul
>Decide to check my own soul, apprehensively look into the mirror, half expecting to see my regular self, the other half anticipating some horrible vision.
>It's my normal self.
>"Phew, that's a rel - waitwhatthefuck"
>My reflection's ears are moving up to the top of my skull while simultaneously lengthening.
>Skin darkens, while face narrows and loses some fat, hair lightens
>Mirror now shows an attractive Viera version myself.
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Something I've always wondered about lucid dreaming: Once you start can you stop? I mean it'd be kickass to be god for a few nights but I'd end up missing me actual dream dreams.

Once I start lucid dreaming would I be stuck with it?

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No, it takes a large effort every time

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I actually have these very often, but my mind is so cloudy after I wake up "mid-dream" I forget to do anything awesome. I should start doing more reality checks... than I already do. :/

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I'd love to try this, but it's been almost half a year since I've remembered any of my dreams... Not sure I could pull this off.

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I'm certain I would eventually do various reality checks mid-dream but by then I'll be convinced being able to stick fingers though your palm and blowing through your nose while squeezing it shut is completely normal.
I can't count the times I've thought "this can't possibly be a dream. the sky being purple proves it."

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59256 No.13165   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]


I bet they did it on purpose

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>I bet they did it for the lulz

fixed that for you

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>> No.13155   [Delete]   [Edit]

You still haven't given me proof that you did it......

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i dont need to prove anything, knowing that my image spreads trough the internet gives me all the joy in the world

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