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382766 No.16951   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Seriously, what the hell is the point of this movie? I'm so confused.

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In Heaven, everything is fine.
In Heaven, everything is fine.
You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
In Heaven, everything is fine.
In Heaven, everything is fine.
In Heaven, everything is fine.
You've got your good things, and you've got mine.
In Heaven, everything...is fine.



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119508 No.16945   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Does this place get any trafic or is it fucking dead?

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I dunno, you as me?

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Got no idea.



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I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

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I am looking for a kopipe, it can't be Yoshinoya (thats japanese for ramen) or any overused meme. It has to be of 2 or more bun (thats japanese for 2 sentences) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really okashii (funny). Also It has to be about 10-20 internets. And the seller has to post screenshots of it first (i wanted to make shure it was okashii [funny]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching Ascii Art (WITH witty comments). OH! and it CANNOT have had any weeaboo text, or been made up. It has to be made of real-life experiences, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a kopipe similar to the one im describing in 4chan, but it was 1 bun, and i didnt want my tsuri (trolling) to touch my other posts (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments is more okashii).

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Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart. (they were ON SALE) for my 2 dogs. I was about to check out when a women behind me asked if I had a dog. (What did she think I had? An elephant?)

Since I had little else to do, and I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me.

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore...

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I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me
I'm just taking a whiz
Mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?

Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number 2

No can do I'm takin a pee
sitting on the lou having a good long wee

Are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down.

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Stonewall Inn

The Stonewall Inn, located at 51 and 53 Christopher Street, along with several other establishments in the city, was owned by the Genovese family. In 1966, three members of the Mafia invested $3,500 to turn the Stonewall Inn into a gay bar, after it had been a restaurant and a nightclub for heterosexuals. Once a week a police officer would collect envelopes of cash as a payoff; the Stonewall Inn had no liquor license. It had no running water behind the bar—used glasses were run through tubs of water and immediately reused. There were no fire exits, and the toilets overran consistently. Though the bar was not used for prostitution, drug sales and other "cash transactions" took place. It was the only bar for gay men in New York City where dancing was allowed; dancing was its main draw since its re-opening as a gay club.

Visitors to the Stonewall in 1969 were greeted by a bouncer who inspected them through a peephole in the door. The legal drinking age was 18, and to avoid unwittingly letting in undercover police (who were called "Lily Law", "Alice Blue Gown", or "Betty Badge"), visitors would have to be known by the doorman, or look gay. The entrance fee on weekends was $3, for which the customer received two tickets that could be exchanged for two drinks. Patrons were required to sign their names in a book to prove that the bar was a private "bottle club", but rarely signed their real names. There were two dance floors in the Stonewall; the interior was painted black, making it very dark inside, with pulsing gel lights or black lights. If police were spotted, regular white lights were turned on, signaling that everyone should stop dancing or touching. In the rear of the bar was a smaller room frequented by "queens"; it was one of two bars where effeminate men who wore makeup and teased their hair (though dressed in men's clothing) could go. Only a few transvestites, or men in full drag, were allowed in by the bouncers. The customers were "98 percent male" but a few lesbians sometimes came to the bar. Younger homeless adolescent males, who slept in nearby Christopher Park, would often try to get in so customers would buy them drinks. The age range of the clientèle was between the upper teens and early thirties, and the racial mix was evenly distributed among white, black, and Hispanic. Because of its even mix of people, its location, and the attraction of dancing, the Stonewall Inn was known by many as "the gay bar in the city".

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The police were to transport the bar's alcohol in patrol wagons. Twenty-eight cases of beer and nineteen bottles of hard liquor were seized, but the patrol wagons had not yet arrived, so patrons were required to wait in line for about 15 minutes. Those who were not arrested were released from the front door, but they did not leave quickly as usual. Instead, they stopped outside and a crowd began to grow and watch. Within minutes, between 100 and 150 people had congregated outside, some after they were released from inside the Stonewall, and some after noticing the police cars and the crowd. Although the police forcefully pushed or kicked some patrons out of the bar, some customers released by the police performed for the crowd by posing and saluting the police in an exaggerated fashion. The crowd's applause encouraged them further: "Wrists were limp, hair was primped, and reactions to the applause were classic."

When the first patrol wagon arrived, Inspector Pine recalled that the crowd—most of whom were homosexual—had grown to at least ten times the number of people who were arrested, and they all became very quiet. Confusion over radio communication delayed the arrival of a second wagon. The police began escorting Mafia members into the first wagon, to the cheers of the bystanders. Next, regular employees were loaded into the wagon. A bystander shouted, "Gay power!", someone began singing "We Shall Overcome", and the crowd reacted with amusement and general good humor mixed with "growing and intensive hostility". An officer shoved a transvestite, who responded by hitting him on the head with her purse as the crowd began to boo. Author Edmund White, who had been passing by, recalled, "Everyone's restless, angry, and high-spirited. No one has a slogan, no one even has an attitude, but something's brewing." Pennies, then beer bottles, were thrown at the wagon as a rumor spread through the crowd that patrons still inside the bar were being beaten.

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279867 No.16914   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

the fuck? I just stumbled upon this popunder

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Who is your favorite Pockie Saint, Desuchan? Mine's Sader.



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7670 No.16913   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

GEE WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS

huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/12/ryan-havens-tannenholz-_n_3744006.html

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"Bubblegum Husky"



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137134 No.16389   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply/Last 50]

Every other month or so I check Desuchan. Not because I want anything new to be posted, but because I like seeing that nothing has been.

Sorry about fucking that up if anybody else felt the same way. I just wanted to say something about it.

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Fags.

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>>16817
No you're OP, and you're a fag.

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I'm making a post today! Cunts.



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7922 No.16834   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]
>that feel when desuchan will never be as populated as it once was

I think it really started becoming apparent when the dramafags left and /rp/ got shut down. Sure, they caused drama every know and then but at least they posted on several other boards, unlike the /tr/ainfags who mostly stay in /tr/.

Desuchan dying a few times didn't help either, I guess.

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>>16844

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Not as long as I still reign!

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Hi guys, what's going on in this thread?

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How can you kill something which does not live?

~huga

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459115 No.16820   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Okay I'm now 21... What next?

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>>16875
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You dun goofed.



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Skeletons are small time.

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>>16902
So robot skeletons, you want?

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Konata arrives home a bit later than usual, she went to the mall with Kagami and Tsukasa, and spent the afternoon there after meeting Misao.

She closes the door and head to her bedroom, with joy on her face, for finally being able to complete yet another manga collection. She stops for a second and thinks: "Hm, I'm smelling, I'd better take a bath." She heads to the bathroom and take off her clothes, but before taking a bath, she sits on the toilet and starts fingering herself. Her soaking wet pussy makes indecent sounds as she keeps fingering herself, and playing with her clit. It's been days since she last masturbated, and is desperate to have an orgasm fast. She keeps playing with herself, until she hears a sound and looks to the bathroom door. Her dad is there.

Soujiro is smelling her panties: "Konata...they smell...good...smell...like your mother's pantsu" - Says him, as Konata's vagina smell drives him crazy. "Dad...what a-a-are you doing?" "Konata, I'm filled with desire...I want you...I want you" "NOOOOO!" - Yells Konata in despair.

Sojiro takes her off the toilet and start kissing her. He violently explores her body with his tongue, feeling Konata's taste, pleasuring himself with the sweat and scent of all her body. Soon he starts licking her pussy. "Nyaaaaah" - screams Konata in a mix of pleasure and despair. Sojiro bury his tongue deep in between her lips, sucking her pussy dry. The sweat, all her fluids, are sucked and consumed by him, which only increases Sojiro's lust.

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I thought it was pretty funny. I wouldn't read it again though.

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Heh, I was quite surprised to see this is still around here. I totally forgot I wrote this.

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