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104948 No.9644   [Delete]   [Edit

Cold hearted bitch. :c

Ask Anna a question!
http://193.108.42.79/ikea-caen/cgi-bin/ikea-caen.cgi

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My heart is broken, /OT.

>> No.9648   [Delete]   [Edit]

I love you guys...

Do you have any bondage gear?

I'm not willing to discuss this subject in any way. Do you have a question about IKEA?

Does IKEA have any bondage gear?

I'm not willing to discuss this subject in any way. Do you have a question about IKEA?

What is IKEA wearing?

I have an outfit that my creators made for me, but because I'm an IKEA Canada Automated Computer Online Assistant, I don't wear real clothes.

>> No.9649   [Delete]   [Edit]

Giant killer wombats

At IKEA, we know how important pets can be! That's why we offer such a wide variety of products for all of our four-legged friends!

Your nose is blue.

For which product would you like to know which colors it is available in?

This milk is thoroughly pizzled.

As an IKEA Canada Computer Automated On-line Assistant, I do not drink. Although, please feel free to browse through our Drinking Accessories on the page that I am opening for you now.

Unfortunately, it doesn't actually say very many things. : /

>> No.9650   [Delete]   [Edit]

1 + 1 = ?

I'm sure what you said made perfect sense, but unfortunately I didn't understand. Perhaps you could rephrase your question or comment and I'll be able to give you a better answer.

How long until world war three?

What is war good for? Absolutely nothing. Now, let's talk about IKEA.

Would you support a just war to defeat the Axis?

Here you will find our selection of Kitchen Utensils and Accessories.

Your hair... it s so... yesterday.

If I was a real person, I'm sure I would have that body part - but I'm simply a Automated Computer Online Assistant. I'm designed to help you with your questions about IKEA.

You are not single-minded.

I'd prefer not to talk about personal issues. If we could discuss IKEA, that would be much better.

Do you have this body part down here?

If I was a real person, I'm sure I would have that body part - but I'm simply a Automated Computer Online Assistant. I'm designed to help you with your questions about IKEA.

Even though it's a PENIS?

I'm not willing to discuss this subject in any way. Do you have a question about IKEA?

>> No.9653   [Delete]   [Edit]

It's okay, Amy. D: We didn't need her anyway.

>> No.9657   [Delete]   [Edit]

What is IKEA?

How is IKEA different from other home furnishing stores? We offer a wide range of products that are stylish and practical at prices so low that everyone can afford them. That's the IKEA business idea!

Is it edible?

I'm sure what you said made perfect sense, but unfortunately I didn't understand. Perhaps you could rephrase your question or comment and I'll be able to give you a better answer.

Does IKEA sell propane and propane accessories?

KEA is a company that offers a wide range of home furnishing products of premium design and function at low prices. This includes furniture, textiles and accessories. IKEA also offers home furnishing expertise, smart solutions inspiration and decorative ideas. If you are having any difficulty finding what you are looking for, please do not hesitate to call your local store.

What is my local store?

I will now try to help you to find the closest IKEA store to your home. Can you tell me the first three characters of your postal code (e.g. K1A)?

I live in Japan. My postal code is numbers.

This is the Canadian IKEA website. On the page I am opening for you now, you may find information related to all the IKEA Group stores around the globe. Enter a postal code and I can help you finding the closest store

I have Javascript turned off.

We have a wide a selection of computer desks. Please have a look at IKEA’s Computer combinations. I'm sorry but to help you locate the closest store, I really need a postal code.

Do you speak Japanese?

I understand and speak English and French. Please visit www.ikea.com to see other Interactive Assistants, like me, at other IKEA websites from around the world.

I don't understand.

I'm sorry if my answer was unclear. Would you please rephrase your question? I'm sorry if my answer was unclear. Would you please rephrase your question?

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>billy mays is dead

You can find more information about IKEA's BILLY product line on the page I am now opening for you now.

>groo

You can find all products in the GRÖNÖ product line on the page I am opening for you now.

>i have a boner

It's important that you feel special. You can also make your living space special with IKEA products! How can I help?

>suck it bitch

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

>can a man get a good blowjob around here

I'm glad you approve.

>i'd love you to suck my meatballs

All of our stores feature a family-friendly restaurant with kid's meals, microwaves and bibs. If you're hungry, you can stop by for a snack at the Exit Bistro on your way out. In a hurry? You can take the taste of Sweden home from the Swedish Food Market.

>you make me lol

I'm glad you think I am funny. Let's get back to important business. Ask me a question about IKEA.

>no

Well, if it's no, its no. I am still here to answer your questions.

>> No.9671   [Delete]   [Edit]

>>9662

Her expression here is total win. You win the thread.



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