Quick addendum: swap steps 5 and 6 to remain logged indefinitely.

Righthand side, actually. But thanks, hopefully now everyone can get with the program.

GREAT POST!
Can we sticky this or something so that it stays on page 1?

>1,042,790 registered members
>instructions given a thousand times over
>still get complaints that it's too difficult
>constant requests that people download entire galleries and reupload elsewhere to appease laziness
>get rewarded anyway

At this point, it's all about pride. So much time has been spent being lazy that you became obstinate. If you can't even be bothered to use disposable inboxes, you shouldn't expect others to put up with the greater effort of reuploading it. The only thing worse than parasites is somebody who enables them.

>>62118
Except e(x)hentai requires people to spend points to download shit, points which can only be gathered by sharing (which leechers won't do) or spending hours on their shitty text-based RPG.

Honestly, the archive download system is the only thing I see as a legitimate complaint. But it's not really nessecary for ME since small 1-4 page galleries are easy to save piece by piece. Anything of interest and quality tends to have a torrent attached to it anyway and enough of them are seeded since that earns points. Besides that, established galleries rarely if ever vanish anyway. Unless I want to hoard my porn, there's no issue in the first place.

>>62122
You realize even when galleries are expunged, they still exist, right? Pro-tip: Advanced search options.

Guys, I have no prob with the downloading part. Because am fine with reading this stuff online... I'm not quite sure but I think some people has troubles with the "delet cookie" part :/

The site is easy to use. The problem is that it's a load of shit.

>>62120
Basically what this guy said.
The whole point system is bull. If it was actually a decent site we wouldn't need fags linking us to it all the time and telling us how to use it.

>>62147

>If it was actually a decent site we wouldn't need fags linking us to it all the time and telling us how to use it.
>If it was actually a decent site we wouldn't need fags
>we wouldn't need fags
>fags

Are you serious dude?

The only thing bad about that site is the community. It has more trolls and haters than all the /chan/ boards combined.

>>62179
Men/males attracted to 2d fictional drawn traps and futanari/dickgirls absolutely 100% fucking straight!

NOT FAGGOTS!

>>62192

Seeing that sort of thing communicated openly makes me happy. ^_^

Hug please.

>>62193
I'll hug you if you give me some booty. No homo.

>>62197

<--- Does this count as booty?

>>62201
Cum on, I know you can do better than that. That ass is so flat I barely even noticed it.

>>62204

<--- This one will provide some booty, but she'll be rather tsundere about it.

....If this one had dark brown hair and somewhat bigger millet dumplings, I'd accuse the artist of trying to Rule 34 me.

>>62206
Now that's what I'm talking about! That's the kinda booty I wanna get into. Plump, smooth, clean and look at that hole, I bet it's 10x sweeter than any pussy.

>If this one had dark brown hair and somewhat bigger millet dumplings, I'd accuse the artist of trying to Rule 34 me.

I'd Rule 69 you. <3

>>62207

I was expecting Rule 43. Rule 69 would just be a complimentary SRS (not that I wouldn't take it).

Pic related to Rule 43, but so are like 75% of the pics on all of /tr/ :p

>>62217
Well, what rule do I have to follow to get some of dat ass? =3

>>62219

...Wait, we're talking about TOTALLY different rules, aren't we?

<---- (Was referring to this thing)

As for dat ass....if you're referring to my ass, there's no real rules, but I'm kinda bad at hanky panky. Like really bad, because I'm so tsundere and neurotic. So it'll pretty much go to the first "take charge" kind of guy I encounter who'll tell me what to do.

On the other hand, if you're referring to the ass of the trap in that pic in the post you're referring to, I haven't seen any other pics of her, so you might just have to....make some! Or ask the original artist to make some. Tell them it's for the greater good and maybe they'll give you a VIP discount.

>>62220
I knew you were talking about those rules of the internet. I was messing around, but I mean't your ass so..

>it'll pretty much go to the first "take charge" kind of guy I encounter who'll tell me what to do.

Gimme some! I'm ready to make babies with you. No matter how bad you think you are, all you gotta do to win is bend over.

>>62220

Babies? How many do you want? 20? If only the human body would be likely to survive that many c-sections. ( >>49837 )

...Not to mention witch doctors probably charge thieves' prices. Supply and demand. Probably costs a lot to maintain their supply of mana potions and +1 knives.

Pic related to SCIENCE.

>>62222
...Wow, I did not know that. I wanted as many as you would bare for me but I don't want to put you through that kind of pain. So um, how about we adopt? Who's mom do you want to be? Let's build a house and adopt a bunch of traps to raise as one big trappy family. I want Hideyoshi for sure.

>>62223

Whose mom would I wanna be...? I want to adopt Fuyumi-chan. Poor girl needs someone besides a doll named after a dead dog to talk to.

Pic unrelated but kinda related. I'd spoil my hypothetical trap daughter probably about that much, as long as she promised to be good (find a manly man for herself, and never cut her hair short unless she can make it work like Mako-chan somehow does).

>>62224
As their father it would be my parental obligation to provide them with adequate amounts of dick in order to train and encourage them. Right?

>>62225

1) Our daughters would develop an Electra complex
2) I'll pout
3) DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

So I dunno if that's the BEST idea...

Pic unrelated.

>>62192
Oh god I lol'ed so hard I had to drain water out of laptop.

Keep telling yourself that.

>>62226
Electra Complex I had too google that to find out what it was. I heard of an oedipus complex but this is even more interesting. "A girl’s psychosexual competition with her mother for possession of her father." That would be so cute, but you're right, probably wouldn't be the best idea. So maybe we should just let them watch us making sweet passionate buttsex together. What position do you think is more educational?

>>62228

....Position? Ummmm...probably you on top. Don't wanna crush your balls like nuts. Or up against a wall where gravity isn't a factor. My bones are almost as dense as I myself am about hanky panky.

<--- Also, here, have some sprites of a couple of adopted trap musumes and their tsundere trap mama.

....Although I look nothing like a mama. More like the eldest sister.

>>62231
That's really cute but where am I? I should be in the picture smashing dat ass while they watch and learn. Up against the wall sounds good, but you might have to lean on it with your arms so your ass sticks out enough for them to see me going in and out of it.

If you're bigger than me that just makes dominating you more fun. Like this guy, he got some booty from a trap bigger than him, and it looked sweet as hell.

>>62232

>where am I?

Um...it's...that. You know? I don't know what you look like. I guess I could've sprited a T-51b and claimed that you were inside it, but I don't know if power armor has a zipper.

And so whilst I was spriting, I envisioned it as a sort of "you're the one taking the photo" thing.

>>62233

>Um...it's...that. You know? I don't know what you look like.

You could have just drew me as a tentacle monster or something. Or even a disembodied dick, that would work, because that's all I am really, one big horny dick.

>I envisioned it as a sort of "you're the one taking the photo" thing

Aww, that's sweet. I'll take the picture then write on the back of it "My Trappy Little Family" and keep it in my wallet to show off to all the fags at work. They gonna be so jealous.

>>62232

need the source of this manga.

>>62232
DAT ASS
source please?

>>62235
>>62238
It's a 4 page short that's part of [Reflection (Myaa, U-hi)] Anthurium.

http://exhentai.org/g/371647/1a9e2a584d/
http://www.sendspace.com/file/loium8

Translation Bounties
http://g.e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=6100
http://g.e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=6101

>>62243
Who is the artist? I can't into moonrunes.

>>62244

>I can't into moonrunes.

What?

And the artist's is Reflection (Myaa, U-hi). For future reference, when something is in brackets, it's usually the name of the artist.

And here's the half-assed translation someone sent me for that short. I'm not even going to bother editing it.

Page 37
1¡¢huh...
2¡¢it turned out to be raining hard really quickly
3¡¢here you are£¬taoru kun
4¡¢th...thank you
5¡¢it's lucky that my home is in the neighborhood
£¨zhcj911£ºI think there is a mistake in the original sentence.£©

6¡¢till the rain stops£¬let¡¯s do somthing
7¡¢umm...
8¡¢huh-
9¡¢oh£¿
10¡¢expecting something£¿
11¡¢ahhh£¡nothing£¡that's ...nothing!
12¡¢...feels cold.why not take a bath together£¿

Page 40
1¡¢oh.it's already sunny outside
2¡¢...then£¬what to do now
3¡¢...a round more
4¡¢my pleasure¡á

>>62259

>when something is in brackets, it's usually the name of the artist.

orly

I'm no expert, but because of this page I assumed there was more than one artist involved.

Tried everything, still got the sad panda.
Guess this is a lost cause for me.

Nevermind guys, I finally got in with help from an add on I found.

You don't need an add-on unless it's for selecting specific cookies.

You use the exact links given.
You register with a fake email if needed.
You delete your cookies RIGHT BEFORE logging in so that the panda is erased from your internet data.
You go to exhentai and it's open.

I'm sorry if that comes off as angry, but I've seen any number of directions given any number of ways and they always end up with people getting frustrated and kicking their chair across the room. This is the clearest and most concise tutorial I've seen. It's not rocket science.

>>62272

It was an add on made specifically for exhentai called exhentai easy 0.1
I did try all of the mentioned methods but they didn't work for some reason.

Anyway it doesn't matter now cause I got in eventually. Thanks very much for the help though :)

>>62278
I followed OP's directions EXACTLY and it doesn't work for me either. Thank you so much for mentioning this addon! The author of that addon also had his own instructions for logging onto exhentai, but they also don't work for me (picture related). Because of his addon, this is the first time I've ever been able to browse exhentai.

Seriously, I've been convinced that all of you were fucking trolls until this moment. Something must be completely fucked up with the account and cookie information between e-hentai and exhentai if these instructions only allow some people to get passed the fjords.

For fuck's sake. Here's some common mistakes:

A) Delete your cookies AND your entire cache.
B) Log in at e-hentai's front page, NOT the forums.
C) Don't just log in after registering: you need to go to the inbox and FIRST ACTIVATE THE ACCOUNT.
D) If you visit exhentai at any time BEFORE logging in to e-hentai, your cookies and cache will register the panda. Delete them again.

This shit works, the problem is human error. I'm almost convinced that the people who can't get into exhentai without a fucking extension are the trolls. That there even has to be an extension in the first place is absurd! This shit isn't difficult, you just follow directions.

>>62324

But...but I like the extension...

>>62326

The extension is great, it's better than forced registration! The problem with it is in principle: it's mostly there because no matter how many times working instructions get recited ad nauseum there is still this weird, stubborn cluelessness.

After all these years, it's like having the same kids repeating the 4th grade and trying to teach them multiplication. You do it every which way, from using M&Ms to writing songs and playing them on an acoustic guitar. And then finally they just begin sneaking calculators into class. God bless them for finding a way around it, but you still learned nothing and as teachers we achieved even more fucking nothing! ;_;

>>62327

But that's okay too, because being an airhead is a moe point!

>>62324

>Delete your cookies AND your entire cache.

Did that and tried erasing browser history, site settings, etc. All of it.

>Log in at e-hentai's front page, NOT the forums.

Did exactly that.

>Don't just log in after registering: you need to go to the inbox and FIRST ACTIVATE THE ACCOUNT.

Did that. I've had an activated e-hentai account for about 2 years now. And I have tried making a new account in case my old one was banned from visiting exhentai for some reason.

>If you visit exhentai at any time BEFORE logging in to e-hentai, your cookies and cache will register the panda. Delete them again.

Never visited exhentai until after loging onto e-hentai after deleting cookies, cache, etc. Tried multiple times redoing the process. Panda every time.

I'm going to stick with the extension, since your instructions are nothing new that I haven't done already.

>>62327
I have a feeling it's more to do with the way exhentai works. I've seen multiple instructions on how to logon, and people claim different instructions work for them but not others. It seems to me that way exhentai was codes treats different computers differently for some stupid reason.

>>62362
Cookie permission's?

Some security setting won't allow exhentai to see your cookies because its not under the cookie source domain (e-hentai.org)....

Try checking your privacy/security settings

For those of you who are having a hard time getting through the exhentai's defenses, you can try this guide:

http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/index.php/1039/exhentai-firefox-plugin-get-past-sad-panda.html

i was able to fuck off the panda thanks to this

Never managed to get this to work following any of the directions out there on the internet, but I think I figured out what the problem was:

When you log into e-hentai it makes cookies for e-hentai.org. exhentai.org can't access those cookies, so it just gives you the sad panda every time, even if you clear your cookies.

The solution is to make copies of all the e-hentai cookies for exhentai with the same contents. After that it recognizes that you're logged in.

I have no idea why this doesn't just work. :/

I just don't bother clicking on exhentai links

hate jumping through hoops just to fucking fap, so I either wait until somebody uploads it here or another site, or I go without

FUCK exhentai

>>66962

>>hate jumping through hoops just to fucking fap

So you'd rather wait ten seconds for an ad.fly redirect, just so you can input a captcha code to wait another thirty seconds, and in the event of a connection timeout you have to wait an additional 30-60 minutes to try again.

:awesomeface:

P.S. "-chans" don't fap.

Last edited 13/01/04(Fri)19:41.

>>66963

dunno what internet connection you're using, sounds like it sucks, bro

>>66966
You got that last digit wrong; it's 66962, not 66963.

Heres my problem, every time I go through the registration I get to the error page and it responds, "sorry you are not permitted to use this board"
HELP!

>>66962
Hey, no one is forcing you to see all the good stuff there. Enjoy your limited fap session.