Today, I would like to talk to you about my penis.
I believe that I may be the proud owner of the most fantastic and interesting penis, and I would like to share it with you.
His name is Herbert, and he eats small animals. He is a particularly aggressive penis, but he has been known to dance infront of friends on occasion.
Herbert was created around the time of the Spore Creature Creator, and has rarely been seen in public. He is a fearful and ellusive penis.
Anyway, I had recently come across my penis (no pun intended) when I was showing an old friend some of the vidya on my PC.
Showing her some of my other creations, I tried to hide my penis to avoid embarrassment.
But, she enquired, what was that "purple, sock-creature?"
So I brought him out. Unlike most Spore creatures, which have arms and legs: Herbert hobbles around on his balls. I find this more realistic.
I think his dancing impressed her.
Last edited 10/04/24(Sat)12:21.