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85079 No.6359   [Delete]   [Edit

Mentlegen,

Last night, I had a dream about Touhou. Not in Genesokye, but in Japan. I dreamed that I flew to Japan, went to an anime convention and met ZUN in person and bought several of the Touhou games (along with lots of other related merchandise) from him.

So am I frog-shit insane, or what?

>> No.6360   [Delete]   [Edit]

I thought this was something we all have dreamed about before once or twice.

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Plane = penis

Anime convention = red light district

Purchased several products from Zun = buying "private time" with Zun

Japan = Your darkest sexual desires.

Dream = Sometimes a dream is just a dream.

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>>6379
Dream Interpreter?

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Great Story! I know your game OP!

I dreamed sometime that I drunk beer together with ZUN - but it was also only a dream ;_;

>> No.6382   [Delete]   [Edit]

I've had a few Touhou centric dreams in my life, allow me to recount a few.

Me, my brother, and his friend went to one of those Touhou centric merchandise shops in moonland. My brother and his friend broke everything in the store, then an older women run up to them, screaming about how they 'Destroyed the little girl's paradise.'

Another time, my mother was in Patchuoli cosplay, and I was trying to get her to tell me who her favorite Touhou was. She refused to tell me but said it wasn't Patchuoli.

After that dream, I can't fap to Patchuoli anymore...

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>>6382

>>can't fap to Patchuoli anymore

My sincere condolences, my brother.

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>>6382

>>I can't fap to Patchuoli anymore...

A milf is fine, too.

>> No.6386   [Delete]   [Edit]

requesting pics of Caleb's mom.
do it, man up and post pics of your mom on the internet.

>> No.6394   [Delete]   [Edit]

>>6359

It means you wanna do Zun.

>> No.6421   [Delete]   [Edit]

>>6382

Dude, does your mom even know what Touhou is? Mine's does...but she hates it. Rolls eyes.

>> No.6436   [Delete]   [Edit]

I had one dream where various Desuchan namefags were being grabbed by carnivorous plants and turned into Rozen Maidens. The plant would absorb their nutrients and use it to grow the maiden, and their personality would become mixed with the doll's personality.

It was supposed to be in Gensoukyou.

Then there was one where I'm in a shop, looking at their Shinku dolls... some woman comes up and says I'm scaring the little girls and they can't browse the dolls. I'm like, hey, I'm not doing anything... she won't stop bugging me, so I pick her up and threaten to pile-drive her.

Then, just last night, I had a dream where we're all in a train, trucking through the scenic desert landscape. Weedy's driving. Around a blind corner up ahead, the two tracks join into one, and he's racing another train to get to the junction first. He beats the other train, which must have fallen off or something because it didn't hit us, and we go around the corner... there's a single car up ahead which is toodling along much more slowly. We hit it and derail.
Now the train is rattling down a desert canyon, bouncing over the rocks, and there's an old geezer crossing the canyon down in front. He looks up just as the train hits him. Somehow the train eventually stopped without falling over.

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>>6421

To her it's just like every other video game I play.

And now for another dream I recently remembered. It involved fighting a danmaku battle with Utsuhou and her threatening to blow up the earth. She proceeded to fire her arm cannon into the ground. Safe to say, I was fucked.

>> No.6438   [Delete]   [Edit]

>>6436
Was i in it!?
That would be awesome if i was

>> No.6466   [Delete]   [Edit]

I had a dream that I met ZUN outside of a convention and I convinced him to have noodles with me. He eventually ditched me for another table because they had booze; I didn't hold it against him.

I woke up depressed.

>> No.6469   [Delete]   [Edit]

The only dream I had involving Touhou involved me being gapped into Gensokyo because there was "a shortage of semen", and Yukari decided to use me to replenish the semen supply, by having me fuck every Touhou character I came across, and then gapping the semen out of their orifices into a giant glass tank labeled "Yukari's Secret Stash". Unfortunately, when she said "EVERY Touhou character", she meant it. She forced me into Rinnosuke's house, at which point Rinnosuke jumped at me, wearing only a loincloth, and I woke up in a cold sweat.

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>>6436
How can you dream of people if you don't know what they look like?
Or rather, what did the dream-namefags look like, and how did you know who they were?

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>>6438
Everyone was on the train, since the train was Desuchan.

>>6477
It's like reading a book - even if there's no description of a character, you imagine what they look like. They just looked like random anime fans.

(Pic is of Caleb's mom.)

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>> No.6489   [Delete]   [Edit]

I had a dream which briefly featured me getting in a bicycle race with Reisen, Tewi, and Eirin.

There was also a brief cameo of Hina Ichigo when I slammed into her with my bike and was tossed into a ditch.

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It was a pleasant early summer evening in Gensokyo. Marisa and Patchouli were picking their way quietly through the woods, with fairy lights in their hands, directed at the ground, and set on low, as it was a bit dim beneath the trees despite the long summer twilight. Perhaps they took care to leave no traces of their passage. Perhaps they wanted cover, which is why they weren't flying.

Marisa: "We'd better hurry, before it gets cold."
Patchouli: "It's all right, it's summer. It'll be warm for a long time."

The gentle breeze brought to them the scents of Gensokyo's many species of wild flowers, which managed to pollinate each other very effectively, even though they were all female.

They emerged into a clearing, and Marisa felt some grass to see if it was dry. "Will here do?" "Yeah, sure."

When suddenly... Marisa saw a flash of blue and white in the woods at the other side of the clearing.
Blonde hair, a white capelet, and a blue dress, moving quickly through the trees. It could be Alice... but Alice wasn't ten feet tall. It emerged from the woods, and regarded them impassively.

Marisa: "When did she build that thing?"

Patchouli snapped a spellcard into her automatic and fired a wide purple beam. The goliath doll casually raised a hand and deflected the attack into the ground.

Marisa: "Don't - she probably spent a lot of time on it."
Patchouli: "You traitor."

Nearby under the trees, someone smiled.

A port opened in the doll's pelvic region, and a large drill bit slid out. The doll addressed them in a calm and pleasant tone.
"As a doll, I cannot feel emotions. But Alice-sama tells me that humans find this quite enjoyable... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The doll suddenly laughed insanely, and the drill began spinning up.

Marisa: "It's just like her..."

Patchouli said quietly, "Marisa... do you remember when I told you that if you ever ran into a problem you couldn't solve with Master Spark you'd be in deep shit?"

Marisa gave Patchouli a worried look.

Patchouli: "Well, maybe you haven't yet."

Marisa: "Oh, okay." She formed devil signs with her hands and started waving them in wide circles.
"Follow the pledge of the ground... come from the land of Avalon... Ow!"

She wiped at her neck and found a small dart, no larger than a sewing needle. "Oh, no."

Across the clearing, the doll abruptly turned, swiping a big chunk out of a tree with its p0n0s, and ran, somewhat awkwardly, into the woods - it was gone.

Marisa said, "Alice, please don't tell me this is one of your crazy Just As Planned's..."
She turned, and saw Patchouli carefully tasting the tip of a similar dart. "Are you sure that's a good idea?"

Patchouli said sadly, "She doesn't need me alive. This is poison type F, and with my constitution..."
She suddenly stiffened, and fell straight forward.
Marisa caught her.

Marisa: "Alice... you wouldn't really..."
Patchouli: "Marisa, listen... If you live... I have a son. His name is Caleb.
All he does is play video games.
Please don't let him starve..."

Caleb woke up, face to face with the Cirno on his pillowcase.
He really wished he'd stop having those Momchouli dreams.

--
Incidentally, the drug that Marisa got hit with is not a soporific. Its only effect is that it blocks spellcasting.

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>> No.6507   [Delete]   [Edit]

>>6506
what the fuck.

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Soooo... Caleb's mum is mai waifu nao?

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>>6506
Oh god. So awesome.

>> No.6510   [Delete]   [Edit]

CALEB'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>> No.6515   [Delete]   [Edit]

>>6510
>>6478

Stop fapping to my mom /touhou/! ;_;

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She's so ronery.

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>>6515
Can't help it, she's damn sexy.

>> No.6525   [Delete]   [Edit]

Wow...this thread began as a fag's wet dream of Zun...and now it's become some Patchouli porn thread. It's win. Thumbs up

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Oh noes the thief is stealing the Patchy!

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I had one dream where I was in a giant Gothic cathedral, giving Neko Trap Zun a blowjob while he played the pipe organ. The cum tasted like sweet custard, and I realized it was actually a giant Yukkuri Alice sitting on the organ bench, going "NHOOOOOOO!"

But that's okay too, so I bit her dick off and started sucking out her filling.
...I know it shouldn't matter to me, but the screams really made me feel good.

A voice in the background was moaning, "Eeem vuul... Eeem vuul..."

Then I was walking through the cathedral... The stained glass windows were blood red, and did not depict proper Christian scenes. There was a creature which looked like a lump of flesh in the shape of a head, walking on a pair of hands. It said "Satan" quietly and giggled, fell over, then righted itself.

I went down into the basement, which was completely dark.
And then I had to get up and go to my job at the Catholic day care center.

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And now to the main topic...

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>>6469

Except with the part about Rinnosuke, sounds like it would be an awesome dream.

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Won't someone help this poor MILF?!



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