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Hey Weaboos,

My name is Flandre, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unsophisticated, otakus who spend every second of their day looking at hentai. You are everything bad in Gensokyo. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy from someone like me? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because it's the only human interaction you'll ever get, but you take it to another level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Reimu's armpits.

Don't hide from me, hit me with everything you've got. I'm perfect. I broke out of the basement and went on a rampage and came back without a scratch. What activities do you partake in, other than "jacking off to pictures of me and my friends"? I also live in a huge mansion, and have a super kawaii girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all weaboos who should just go boom. Thank you for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my witch.

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Well, young lady. I'm not like that. Because you see.....I am.......A VAMPIRE HUNTER!!! If your looking for a fight then I'll challenge you!

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Wow, this copypasta is almost old as Flandre herself, lol.

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Who am I?
I've been here from the very beginning, and I am the end. I have fought monsters, demons, witches, abominations from beyond the stars and beaten them all. I defeated a vampire queen in the center of her own lair, and crushed a ghostly undead kingdom with my own hands. I smashed an immortal space empire. I have invaded and conquered three different versions of Hell. I once won a nuclear war with the sheer force of my will. I set foot on the sacred mountain and singlehandedly beat every one of its gods to a pulp. My face is the last thing you will ever see.
Who am I? My name is Reimu Hakurei.
Who the fuck are you?

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Alice....Alice raped me last night.

I was washing the dishes in the kitchen when Alice busted the door open and she had an object on her naked crotch pointing angrilly at me. I don't know what the object is called, since I've never seen one before. She then took off her hairband and ran towards me, pinned me down, and ripped off my clothes. She held me down and inserted that long "thing" into my lower body; I didn't even know I had a hole down there. I kept yelling and screaming for her to stop, but she wouldn't. I became so red in the face and I think she was thrusting so hard and broke something because some strange clear fluid came out of that hole a few times during the event. When some fluid came out of the object Alice was wearing (I think it was soured milk, but she released it inside of me so I couldn't see), she got off me and put her hairband back on. She looked over towards me and said "Get back to work." before she took off to her workroom. I just laid there for a while, got up, got dressed again, and went back to washing the dishes. Then I hanged myself.

Truth be told though, I wished Alice would have done that to that good for nothing bitch Shanghai.

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...I'm Gabe Newell

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Last edited 11/04/10(Sun)10:04.

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No! I....AM.....BATMAN!!!!

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No! I....AM.....BATMAN!!!!

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No! YOU......ARE......DINNER!!!!!

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